Captain had me strip, blindfolded me and had me lay across pillows at the end of the bed. Then he used an oval sunblock applicator thingie to put a small amount of capsaicin on each “sit spot” on my bottom. Then he settled in at the head of the bed to read my blog.
I think he enjoyed the reading. I was really nervous about what he’d say and think. He gave me lots of great encouragement and compliments. I think it gave him greater insight to the strange workings of my brain, lol. He read the first 10 posts, ending with a humorous one called The Yo-Yo Effect.
While he is reading and commenting…I am being ‘silently spanked’ by capsaicin. Captain put just a little but OWWW!!! does it burn and sting!!!! I could not stay still at all. And it came in waves…just when I thought it was easing off, it would come back even worse. This repeated over and over…and over. I felt the effects ALL night till around 4 in the morning. Then this morning when I got dressed, it started all over again, not quite as intense, but I still felt it more than I cared to.
So while the Captain will be reading more of my blog…we will not be using the capsaicin again any time soon!!