Love/Hate this New Thing

One of the new things Captain has started is taking me in the bathroom during the day for several swats.  He waits for the kidlets to be busy and we lock both doors and turn on music when I think of it and turn on the noisy exhaust fan.  Then I have to bend over with my hands on the side on the tub.  He gives me about a dozen pretty hard swats sometimes over my shorts and sometimes over panties.  He might mention what’s going on in the house…like not letting dd “bait” me or the boys not run over me.  Or he might encourage me to get something done in the house.

At first it was awkward.  It’s DAYlight for pete’s sake!  All our spanking happens late at night, in the dark, when everyone is in bed…asleep, we hope…

UGH!  I got stopped midsentence for one of those little trips…so the rest of this will be written by an author with a tingling bottom.  HOW on earth did he know what I was writing about?????

So…where was I?  Awkward…yes, it was…now after 3 or 4 days, it seems ‘normal’.  He uses my hair brush…did I mention it stings like crazy! 

Here’s the incredulous thing!  It works!  Last night I was dreading cleaning the kitchen.  It wasn’t really that bad at all.  I was just dreading and not wanting to deal with it.  The next thing I know, I’m called in the bathroom and given ‘encouragement’ to get the kitchen done.  At that moment I wasn’t particularly grateful for that encouragement.  Afterwards I went and got started in the kitchen…and before I knew it I was happily singing with my music…and that chore I was dreading was done almost before I realized it.  And I got a few extra things done around the house.

I love that it works.  I hate that it works.